Northern Rock sold off cheap by cash strapped spiv.

Vince Cable Give Support

Vince Cable said the the Prime Minister holds the “rather quaint view” that “protesting is something you, on the whole, should do on two feet, rather than lying down – in some cases in a fairly comatose state”.

Here is a suggestion Vince: Fucking Do something.

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‘Batty’ May bans Muslims against Crusades. Apparently anyone that shows them any support may be jailed for 10 years. Despite that if it weren’t for the fact that they are more fuckwitted then she is it might have been worth chucking them a fiver just to throw her into a hissy fit.

As it is we can all listen to Onward Christian Soldiers in peace.

Mrs May says she authorised the relaxation of some checks on children from the EU travelling in groups and on biometric passports of EU citizens under “limited circumstances” at peak times

Queues are mathematically well behaved, they are modelled, and simulated. Any one that has anything to do with queues knows the average wait per user moving through the system. Airports and Ferry terminals have a known throughput of passengers, 20 extra Jumbo Jets full of passengers don’t just arrive unannounced. That doesn’t happen. So any queue and the waiting time is pre-planned by the Government that manages the service desks (or passport checks). It appears that Mrs May thinks that it is acceptable to have us waiting for hours in line, because her department is too mean to man the desks properly.

Theresa May once said that the Tory Party was known as the Nasty Party, in the intervening years she appears to have added Cheap to that sobriquet.

A mere 10 days after shaking hands with the renowned war criminal Tzipi Livni. On the BBC Andrew Marr show the British Foreign Secretary, William Hague further prostitutes his sorry arse, to Banking interests declaring that “belt tightening” is needed by all the worlds proles to compensate the impoverished Bankers that caused the mess.

governments controlling their debts and deficits would be the solution.

Jailed for 5 months, by Manchester Magistrates, for accepting a pair of looted pants.

Judge Andrew Gilbart QC said he was setting aside the prison sentence because Nevin had not actually taken part in the riots.

So much anger at a bunch of kids who have undoubtedly done naughty stuff. Parliament recalled, Lord ‘snooty’ the PM, and Boris ‘Rupert the Bear’ Johnson back from their hols.

Not so much fucking anguish and hand wringing when the fucking bankers screwed the country for £1,000+ billion closing down 1000s of businesses, and putting 100,000s out of work.

When was the last time that London was in flames?