‘Batty’ May bans Muslims against Crusades. Apparently anyone that shows them any support may be jailed for 10 years. Despite that if it weren’t for the fact that they are more fuckwitted then she is it might have been worth chucking them a fiver just to throw her into a hissy fit.
As it is we can all listen to Onward Christian Soldiers in peace.
Long straw not needed.
Whilst at it he may like to examine why it is that a report on the drug is delayed … Oh that’s right its because his colleague
Home Secretary Alan Johnson hard at work
the Minister for ‘Hookar Smoking’ sacked the chairman of the Drug Advisory Council and the working party committee resigned in protest.
The Commons overwhelmingly passes the bill allowing for hybrid embryo research(336 to 176). Actually, despite opposition, it looks like it was game set and match for science these last two days, with MPs leaving alone the time limit on abortions (304 votes to 233), and allowing for ‘Saviour siblings’ (342 votes to 163).
A Q&A on the bill can be found on the BBC website which includes information on why scientist say that the research is needed to further understand complex diseases such as Parkinson’s, Alzheimer’s and Motor Neurone Disease.
With the Reverend Blair out of the way, the leaders of all major UK parties gave their backing to the bill. Predictably the main opposition came from the Catholic church, the main spokesperson in amongst the MPs saying:
“We do not believe that regulation is enough. We believe this is a step too far and therefore should be banned.
“In embryos, we do have the genetic make up of a complete human being and we could not and should not be spliced together with the animal kingdom.”
being a conservative lawyer Edward Leigh is in the perfect position to know.
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