Archive for the ‘politics’ Category
Vince Cable Helps Out
Sunday, November 13th, 2011Vince Cable said the the Prime Minister holds the “rather quaint view” that “protesting is something you, on the whole, should do on two feet, rather than lying down – in some cases in a fairly comatose state”.
Here is a suggestion Vince: Fucking Do something.
Image mashup:
Vince by bisgovuk CC-BY-NC-SA
Tents by towo CC-BY-NC-SA
Mrs Blofeld show the PM her cat
Thursday, November 10th, 2011‘Batty’ May bans Muslims against Crusades. Apparently anyone that shows them any support may be jailed for 10 years. Despite that if it weren’t for the fact that they are more fuckwitted then she is it might have been worth chucking them a fiver just to throw her into a hissy fit.
As it is we can all listen to Onward Christian Soldiers in peace.
Theresa May is not well
Wednesday, November 9th, 2011Mrs May says she authorised the relaxation of some checks on children from the EU travelling in groups and on biometric passports of EU citizens under “limited circumstances” at peak times
Queues are mathematically well behaved, they are modelled, and simulated. Any one that has anything to do with queues knows the average wait per user moving through the system. Airports and Ferry terminals have a known throughput of passengers, 20 extra Jumbo Jets full of passengers don’t just arrive unannounced. That doesn’t happen. So any queue and the waiting time is pre-planned by the Government that manages the service desks (or passport checks). It appears that Mrs May thinks that it is acceptable to have us waiting for hours in line, because her department is too mean to man the desks properly.
Theresa May once said that the Tory Party was known as the Nasty Party, in the intervening years she appears to have added Cheap to that sobriquet.
Shaking hands with a war criminal
Sunday, October 16th, 2011A mere 10 days after shaking hands with the renowned war criminal Tzipi Livni. On the BBC Andrew Marr show the British Foreign Secretary, William Hague further prostitutes his sorry arse, to Banking interests declaring that “belt tightening” is needed by all the worlds proles to compensate the impoverished Bankers that caused the mess.
governments controlling their debts and deficits would be the solution.
Nick Clegg the Arsonist
Tuesday, August 16th, 2011Nick Clegg Comes Clean
Sunday, March 13th, 2011Liberal Democrat leader “No Shit Sherlock” tells his spring part conference that:
“I haven’t been kidnapped by David Cameron,” … “I haven’t changed one bit.”
so now they know, what the rest of us havbe known for years, that back in 2007 they elected a carpetbagging cunt to lead them.
Wrong snow on tracks ….
Tuesday, January 25th, 2011Bad weather to blame for poor the economic recovery.
So says George Osborne the Government Turkey in Chief.
Lord ‘Mendacity’ pledges …
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010Whilst at it he may like to examine why it is that a report on the drug is delayed … Oh that’s right its because his colleague
Home Secretary Alan Johnson hard at work
the Minister for ‘Hookar Smoking’ sacked the chairman of the Drug Advisory Council and the working party committee resigned in protest.