Leveller

Hillier, Minister at the Department for Work and Pension’s, said that the controversial ID scheme has ‘Jerry built’ three databases. “There is the one that holds the fingerprints and facial image, the biometric data, and then the other information which is broadly what is on your passport already and the third bit is the one that links the two,” she said.

In most system this would be separate tables in one database; not three separate databases. Is it any wonder that Governement employees are busily dumping data from database onto data sticks, which they then lose?

She also said that what was important about the identity card was the chip and suggested that in the future it may be possible to install the chip in another device. I suggest that we chip all MPs and RFID tag them too. If after 50 years we can see a decrease in MP criminality we can consider rolling it out to the larger population.

Story from Kable.

Ashura, originally uploaded by United4Iran.

Whether it is in the name of Huitzilopochtli, Jesus, Jehovah, or Mohammed, theocracies have been some of the most oppressive and reactionary States this world has ever known. Killing your citizens is an act of cowardice. Doing so in the name of religion is irreligious.

Tzipi Livni – World Economic Forum Annual Meeting Davos 2007, originally uploaded by World Economic Forum.

It doesn’t matter whether you are an elected politician or a shitbag terrorist. You don’t get to bomb densely packed civilian areas or fire rockets into towns without answering to charges of war crimes.

Scarlett explains

So apparently the claim in the September 2002 dossier that Iraq could use WMD within 45 minutes of Saddam’s order

“There was absolutely no conscious intention to manipulate the language or to obfuscate or to create a misunderstanding as to what this might refer to.”

besides as everyone now knows the claim was made by an unimpeachable source Mysteron Agent taxi cab driver #007-THRUSH.

The face of a cunt

Alan Johnson parades the new ID card that is being rolled out in Manchester. The expectation is the students whose grants are delayed due to governmental incompetence, will fork out £30 in order to buy beer in bars.

Note that the card he is flashing is a fake, the bastard can’t even sign himself up for a real one.

Alan Johnson in Birmingham, originally uploaded by Downing Street.

What a fucking cunt. The sooner this shite is buried in some landfill like the slimy piece of refuse he is the better.

One of the funniest videos I’ve seen this year.

More at LOLGRIFFIN.

Three Card Monte

Originally uploaded by malias

Today at the Tory Party conference David Cameron has described himself as “a man with a plan”

He’s a man
With a plan
Got a counterfeit dollar in his hand
He’s misstra know-it-all

Playin’ hard
Talkin’ fast
Makin’ sure that he won’t be the last
He’s misstra know-it-all

Makes a deal
With a smile
Knowin’ all the time that his lie’s a mile
He’s misstra know-it-all

Must be seen
There’s no doubt
He’s the coolest one with the biggest mouth
He’s misstra know-it-all

…

If we had less of him
Don’t you know we’d have a better land
He’s misstra know-it-all

So give a hand to the man
Although you’ve given out as much as you can
He’s misstra know-it-all

Check his sound out
He’ll tell it all
Hey
You talk too much you worry me to death
He’s misstra know-it-all

Stevie Wonder He’s Misstra Know – It – All

When you rhyme a sound bite it pays to think through what the rhyme reminds one of. Nice one Davey.